Tom: ... Remember Joe and Gay Haldeman?

Ann: Yeah. They were the Guests-of-Honor way back at DemiCon 2. I was so sorry to hear about the accident. What a horrible way to die. And the authorities never did figure out how that two-headed Margaret Thatcher clone from Neptune got into the automatic ice-maker in their refrig-erator.

Jerry: Y'know... it was so disgusting how the National Enquirer tried to sensationalize the whole thing by claiming they were killed on a camping trip by Big Foot. It's very weird…

Tom: Well, I knew Joe and Gay pretty well. And I know of something Joe had that might help us out. He happened to own an amazing fhannish relic that most fans would love to see. Maybe we could get it for DemiCon.

Ann: I believe that that was buried with him.

Tom: Not that relic....

(from "The Haunting of Haldeman House" by Jeannette Roth)